SharksWithJetpacks
Sir Evan Alexander.
Guitar. Pokemon. Video Games. Anime. Doctor Who. Scott Pilgrim. In a Nameless Band. Professional Asshat.
Guitar. Pokemon. Video Games. Anime. Doctor Who. Scott Pilgrim. In a Nameless Band. Professional Asshat.
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| how my mother works | |
| me: | mom i got all A's |
| mom: | |
| me: | mom i cleaned the whole house |
| mom: | |
| me: | mom i don't do drugs and i'm not pregnant |
| mom: | |
| mom: | is this your cup on the table? |
| me: | yes |
| mom: | you never do anything right i do for you all day long and you do nothing for me but stress me out you are so out of control you are grounded if you think you had no life before you just wait i cant believe you treat your own mother this way get out of my sight |
2 days ago - 
90
90
(via chaos-emerald)
